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Puella Prankster Madoka Magica Episode 1

Madoka: Homura, Homura! I have a favour to ask you.

Homura: Yes? What is it.

Madoka: I want you to do naughty things with me!

Homura:

Homura: (inarticulate, inhuman squealing)

Madoka: I’m almost 15 now and I was thinking that I have to do more adult things-

Homura: (sounds of pure lust that cannot be transcribed into mere words)

Madoka: So I was wondering if you’d like to do some pranks with me?

Homura: YES MADOKA, I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU what was that?

Madoka: I’m tired of being a little goody two shoes! I want to be cool and bad-ass!

Homura: Oh.

Madoka: So I was thinking we could go ring someone’s doorbell and run away or prank call someone and stuff-

Homura: O h.

Madoka: And with your time stopping powers we could easily get away right?

Homura: o H

Madoka: I understand if you don’t want to come, it’s a pretty weird thing to ask someone suddenly and I holy shit why are you crying Homura?

Script by kyubox

Voices by me