theeternalnewb:

future-mrs-frost:

tea-and-tumblr:

tardis-goes-vworpp:

robotprettyboy:

iamnotquitesurewho:

wiener-cest:

oswidge:

curlstothemoon:

oswidge:

tibets:

superhydrophobic spray-on coating

why would you waste chocolate syrup on a shoe when you could use it more productively like in milk or on ice cream

dude that’s acrylic black paint.

no its chocolate syrup

no its says never give up

no its an mri scan

i ate horse once

i give you a hamburger

no this is patrick

Welcome to tumblr where shit makes no sense after about the 3rd comment but hell, we keep writing.

Only on Tuesdays.  That’s when Dawn’s in trouble.

And that’s when pizza goes into labor.